Superman Loopy Returns
After 5 years of absence, the man of steel once again makes his debut by saving damsel in distress, Lois Lane.
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Loopy!
The portion below shall remain relatively spoiler free unless specifically stated.
Haha, I'm still experiencing the euphoria of Superman Returns and I can tell you right here and now that it's a damn good movie. Worth every ringgit you're gonna spend for it even if you go for Gold Class. Forget about what all the detractors have said about the movie and listen to Loopy k. Afterall,Loopy's hips Loopy never lies.
I may not be a professional movie critic but in my very unprofessional opinion, it's a really good movie one should never miss. Where else are you going to see a buff guy in a blue rubber suit and red spandex lifting the world *literally* with his bare arms? Or said buff guy rolling on the ground getting down and dirty??
If you like this movie, you should really thank director Bryan Singer wh0's vision has made it so remarkable. Just like acting, not many people realise that directing is actually not an easy thing to do - directing a good and polished production that is. Blair Witch Project could have been done by 5 year olds. Mr. Singer's other achievements include X-Men I and II which he had done an equally tremendous job. I believe any aspiring filmmaker would look up to his work and revere his skills.
As for the movie itself, I do have a few observations which I am going to share with everyone.
1. In the opening scene, pay attention to Mr. Brandon Routh aka Superman's eye lashes. They're really full and long! Really!!
2. During air turbulences, some girls - maybe just a particular one - can bang their head on every corner of the plane and still come out with picture perfect hair.
3. Even with tight red spandex, Superman never needs to adjust his package. Not even once! Scenes of him strutting with said underwear is aplenty but not a single one of him making himself more comfortable. They must be Calvin's, only dyed red.
4. Superman has good morals. He only uses his X-ray vision to secretly spy on his crush and check for broken bones / ruptured blood vessels (soboring dry antiseptic). Not once did he visually undress someone.
5. Admittedly, Superman has voyueristic tendencies. He's even a chronic eavesdropper. At least agent Ethan Hunt only read lips. Bad boy!
6. Super heroes were all picked on/had trouble fitting in when they were young. Spiderman, Batman and even Superman. I can just see myself in 5 yrs. No cape for me though.
7. Guess which camera company has a product placement in the movie?? The neckstrap was strategically adorned in the first scene while the second has a photographer fervently snapping away with their camera.
8. Clark Kent uses wax/hair spray on his hair while Superman gels his. He really has his whole image down. Even the not so subtle curls for Superman. I bet that's why nobody has ever suspected his secret identity. No guy *straight* uses two different type of hair products.
9. Superman has big feet. I mean really big feet!!
Spoiler Alert
10. In the very end, I can't imagine Clark didn't immediately pay his mom a visit to let her know he survived the wrath of Lex Luthor. NOOOO, he goes looking for his mistress and illegitimate child. Sure, "Mom I'm still alive" is not as dramatic and romanticised as "Will we be seeing you again?" "I will always be around." but it's what a filial son is expected to do! Heck, isn't this a wholesome movie? Parents should ban their kids from watching this movie by inculcating bad values.
11. If you have asthma, go for a paternity test. Chances are, your mom has slept with Superman.
Anyway, I find the fact that Superman had had sex rather disturbing. And the fact that some girl would sleep with a super hero without asking for his real name even more so... How was it?? Did they do it in the air? Was there super fast thrusting? Was it super hard? Super big? So many questions to be answered!!! Sequel!
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Loopy!
The portion below shall remain relatively spoiler free unless specifically stated.
Haha, I'm still experiencing the euphoria of Superman Returns and I can tell you right here and now that it's a damn good movie. Worth every ringgit you're gonna spend for it even if you go for Gold Class. Forget about what all the detractors have said about the movie and listen to Loopy k. Afterall,
I may not be a professional movie critic but in my very unprofessional opinion, it's a really good movie one should never miss. Where else are you going to see a buff guy in a blue rubber suit and red spandex lifting the world *literally* with his bare arms? Or said buff guy rolling on the ground getting down and dirty??
If you like this movie, you should really thank director Bryan Singer wh0's vision has made it so remarkable. Just like acting, not many people realise that directing is actually not an easy thing to do - directing a good and polished production that is. Blair Witch Project could have been done by 5 year olds. Mr. Singer's other achievements include X-Men I and II which he had done an equally tremendous job. I believe any aspiring filmmaker would look up to his work and revere his skills.
As for the movie itself, I do have a few observations which I am going to share with everyone.
1. In the opening scene, pay attention to Mr. Brandon Routh aka Superman's eye lashes. They're really full and long! Really!!
2. During air turbulences, some girls - maybe just a particular one - can bang their head on every corner of the plane and still come out with picture perfect hair.
3. Even with tight red spandex, Superman never needs to adjust his package. Not even once! Scenes of him strutting with said underwear is aplenty but not a single one of him making himself more comfortable. They must be Calvin's, only dyed red.
4. Superman has good morals. He only uses his X-ray vision to secretly spy on his crush and check for broken bones / ruptured blood vessels (so
5. Admittedly, Superman has voyueristic tendencies. He's even a chronic eavesdropper. At least agent Ethan Hunt only read lips. Bad boy!
6. Super heroes were all picked on/had trouble fitting in when they were young. Spiderman, Batman and even Superman. I can just see myself in 5 yrs. No cape for me though.
7. Guess which camera company has a product placement in the movie?? The neckstrap was strategically adorned in the first scene while the second has a photographer fervently snapping away with their camera.
8. Clark Kent uses wax/hair spray on his hair while Superman gels his. He really has his whole image down. Even the not so subtle curls for Superman. I bet that's why nobody has ever suspected his secret identity. No guy *straight* uses two different type of hair products.
9. Superman has big feet. I mean really big feet!!
Spoiler Alert
10. In the very end, I can't imagine Clark didn't immediately pay his mom a visit to let her know he survived the wrath of Lex Luthor. NOOOO, he goes looking for his mistress and illegitimate child. Sure, "Mom I'm still alive" is not as dramatic and romanticised as "Will we be seeing you again?" "I will always be around." but it's what a filial son is expected to do! Heck, isn't this a wholesome movie? Parents should ban their kids from watching this movie by inculcating bad values.
11. If you have asthma, go for a paternity test. Chances are, your mom has slept with Superman.
Anyway, I find the fact that Superman had had sex rather disturbing. And the fact that some girl would sleep with a super hero without asking for his real name even more so... How was it?? Did they do it in the air? Was there super fast thrusting? Was it super hard? Super big? So many questions to be answered!!! Sequel!
Phew, haven't checked out your blog in a while, with me being internet-less in Taiping. Took me some time to finish reading all your latest entries.
Bout the uni friends thing, I can relate. But it did get a bit better for me in 2nd year. Maybe it will too for you. After all, everyone's probably too cautious to mingle freely around. Hope I did help a bit as a friend during your lonely uni moments.
Enjoy your hols!
Posted by
Anonymous |
Monday, July 03, 2006 2:46:00 pm
once i read a comical cartoon that superman are super fast in sex too. as in pre-mature ejaculation. If that answer 1 of your questions :P
Posted by
Eratter |
Friday, July 07, 2006 7:42:00 pm
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