Pillow Talk
The time of the year has come again. This month unveils the 2005 Durex Global Sex Survey! As with our "forward thinking, progressive and civilised" society, subjects involving the magic alphabets S.E.X. always bring lots of hoopla. One would think it's a matter of national security from the reaction of our 'pakcik's in the parliment. However, before we sit down and laugh about the silly comments or ponder about the intelligence of our nation's decision maker, let us first discuss this issue of national importance!
A total of 5,409 Malaysians, comprised of 70% males and 30% females, responded to the survey. The sexiest Malaysian celebrity as voted by the respondents is *drumroll* the all capable , endorsing luxury brands to cheap household products (even rice), never say no girl, Amber Chia!
This year's survey focus on the place Malaysian's are most likely engage in sex (aside from the bedroom) and coming in first place with 44% is the toilet. Everyone with me now - ewwwwwwww. Ok, I'm thinking about public toilet which I personally feel isn't very conducive. However, a clean bathroom, an infinite supply of hot water, and steam fogged showers, wow.... that's Hollywood worthy.
In second place is the car (no surprises there) with 38% and coming in third at 24% is parents' bedroom *naughty naughty*. 10% were inspired by heiress Paris Hilton's 'documentary' titled "One Night In Paris" and decided to film their own. The romantic among us went to the beach and 10% got caught up in the passion. *hot hot hot*
Unsurprisingly, some of us are members of the mile high club and other popular locations is on the list as well. The 6% who did it in school is kinda surprising. One, I cannot imagine how they managed to pull it off without getting caught *tips are welcomed* and secondly, coming from an all boys school, having sex in school can only mean one thing..... which leads me to the next part.
One in 10 respondents admitted to a homosexual 'experience', 29% had one-night stands (ONS), almost 1 out of 5 has engaged in anal sex, 14% had extra-marital affairs and almost 1 out of 10 had a ménage à trois.
Seems to me that the average Malaysian is quite adventurous, tee hee. Suddenly, I sense the future is full of hope.
Link here.
A total of 5,409 Malaysians, comprised of 70% males and 30% females, responded to the survey. The sexiest Malaysian celebrity as voted by the respondents is *drumroll* the all capable , endorsing luxury brands to cheap household products (even rice), never say no girl, Amber Chia!
This year's survey focus on the place Malaysian's are most likely engage in sex (aside from the bedroom) and coming in first place with 44% is the toilet. Everyone with me now - ewwwwwwww. Ok, I'm thinking about public toilet which I personally feel isn't very conducive. However, a clean bathroom, an infinite supply of hot water, and steam fogged showers, wow.... that's Hollywood worthy.
In second place is the car (no surprises there) with 38% and coming in third at 24% is parents' bedroom *naughty naughty*. 10% were inspired by heiress Paris Hilton's 'documentary' titled "One Night In Paris" and decided to film their own. The romantic among us went to the beach and 10% got caught up in the passion. *hot hot hot*
Unsurprisingly, some of us are members of the mile high club and other popular locations is on the list as well. The 6% who did it in school is kinda surprising. One, I cannot imagine how they managed to pull it off without getting caught *tips are welcomed* and secondly, coming from an all boys school, having sex in school can only mean one thing..... which leads me to the next part.
One in 10 respondents admitted to a homosexual 'experience', 29% had one-night stands (ONS), almost 1 out of 5 has engaged in anal sex, 14% had extra-marital affairs and almost 1 out of 10 had a ménage à trois.
Seems to me that the average Malaysian is quite adventurous, tee hee. Suddenly, I sense the future is full of hope.
Link here.
what's ur hope? having sex in the toilet? =P
in the future, i guess the public toilet will be a conducive and clean place to *ahem*, cause the media had just highlighted the issue of public toilet being dirty reflect on malaysian civilisation.
Posted by
Anonymous |
Thursday, November 10, 2005 12:18:00 am
eh... like the 'never say no girl'... haha... she really pisses me off. the modelling industry in msia is damn small... and her face cant sell unlike the ads from the western.
Posted by
Anonymous |
Thursday, November 10, 2005 12:20:00 am
lucas: i prefer to beach just fine... but i dun wanna get arrested or worse, face extortion from screwed law enforcers. gosh, the horror stories i've heard....
anonymous: thanks for the comment but get a nick la, cuz i can't spell 'anonymous', everytime must look at the spelling to type, hehe. and that never-say-no girl always have the same expression in all the ads.... all she know how to do is pout her lips, even when selling rice!
Posted by
loopy |
Thursday, November 10, 2005 12:36:00 am
what does she have besides the pouty lips?
ok, that's my nick.
-anonymous-
Posted by
Anonymous |
Thursday, November 10, 2005 12:50:00 am
hehe, but pouting while selling, ok promoting rice is very over! as though the rice is orgasm inducing....
Posted by
loopy |
Thursday, November 10, 2005 1:30:00 pm
eh... SMI got gals 1 ok? Well, at least in F6, or mebbe the teachers if ur interested
Posted by
Eratter |
Thursday, November 10, 2005 2:56:00 pm
Wow, this piece got a lot of feedback eh... and i'm sure there'll be lots more to come as we're living in a (like how you put it) a "forward society"...
Anyway, a little curious how you can actually do it in Public Transports... hmm... don't you have to own one or know someone who owns one? (lots of question marks there) The numbers are huge, 100 over people... makes you wonder...
Based on the survey, there is HOPE... I'm with you with that, loopy... Think the influence of the parliament's wearing off as years go by... The government can't block information from their citizens like they used to anymore... There goes the gov's control...
Btw, eratter.. you've got a point there.. wonder if there are any incidences in SMI? Of course, if they did do it, they must've planned it out real good... =P
Posted by
JV |
Thursday, November 10, 2005 7:03:00 pm
haha, let's speculate which is the most 'conducive' place in SMI to have sex, lol... joking joking
jv: a few months ago this issue made headlines. there were reports of ppl doing it in long haul buses, leaving incriminating evidence, ie. condoms. oh and the ppl surrounding them could hear them, hehe. talk about voyeurism...
Posted by
loopy |
Thursday, November 10, 2005 8:15:00 pm
conducive place in SMI? you mean with aircond? or some hidden places(voyeurism enable)?
the second floor, somewhere near the old chapel (church)?
=P
Posted by
Lucas Chong |
Friday, November 11, 2005 12:35:00 am
How bout the MPC dark room? Perfect place - dark with air cond to boot
Posted by
Ãngelu§ |
Friday, November 11, 2005 10:51:00 am
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