in the Loop

1. You come home and someone gives you a candy bar, specially kept for you. You take a bite and cringe. It sucks and actually no one wanted it.
   
2. It's the middle of the night and a member of your family asks if you're hungry. You say yes. Very well indeed, you can now proceed to make supper for said family member as well.
3. You're woken up at 4am and your sis (whose room is just beside yours) asks if you would like a trip to the loo.
4. You wake up at 1pm, feeling hungry like hell, but you wait for you mom to come home with lunch. At 3pm, you get a phone call from her telling you to have lunch yourself.
5. Classes finished at 5 and when you call at 6, turns out they forgot about you.
6. Dad packs four laksa home, but there's 5 of us. He turns to you and says, "you've got sorethroat wat."
7. You're watching tv and someone switches the channel. When you throw a tantrum complain, they tell you to "watch it some other day."
8. You decide to be a good son and wash the dishes piling in the sink, your mom spots you and compliments you. You feel proud of yourself. Then she adds, "while you're at it, wipe the windows, mop the floor, scrub the kitchen tiles and dust the furniture. I'm going out. Bye!"
9. After 4 weeks of being away from home, the first thing your mom says to you is "how come got so much pimples?"
10. You complain you're hungry and they tell you to "diet".

Posted by loopy on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 8:20 pm | Permalink