Lip Service
*ring* *ring*
Pretends I didn't hear it.
*ring* *ring*
Cover my ears with the pillow and pull up the comforter over my head creating a vacuum (or so I thought)
*ring* *ring*
@#$&##*@. Won't someone just get the damn phone! Defeated, I hauled my lazy (and expanding ever so slowly) ass off the bed, out my bedroom and picks up the most devilish invention ever by mankind.
SleepyME : Hello *groggily*
Boy : Ah Maaaaaaa!
SurprisedME : Huh??!!
Boy : Ah Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! *sobs*
ComposedME : I'm not your Ah Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Boy : Ah Maaaa, please come home Ah Maaaaa *in between sobs*
BewilderedME : *puts on my most deepest, throaty, sexy and manly voice* I'm not your Ah Ma. I don't sound like your Ah Ma. I'm a guy for goodness sake. Even if I have a sex change I still can't be your biological Ah Ma!
Boy : I miss you Ah Maaaaaaaa.
FrustratedME : Boy, I'm so sorry for you but seriously you have the wrong number. I wish I could......
*click, doo doo doo doo - the phone went dead*
ME : You fucking asshole shithead of a jerk. Is this how you treat your Ah Ma!! At least let me finish my sentence. Don't you know how to respect your Ah Ma! I will spank you to kingdom come once I get home, you just wait!
Pretends I didn't hear it.
*ring* *ring*
Cover my ears with the pillow and pull up the comforter over my head creating a vacuum (or so I thought)
*ring* *ring*
@#$&##*@. Won't someone just get the damn phone! Defeated, I hauled my lazy (and expanding ever so slowly) ass off the bed, out my bedroom and picks up the most devilish invention ever by mankind.
SleepyME : Hello *groggily*
Boy : Ah Maaaaaaa!
SurprisedME : Huh??!!
Boy : Ah Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! *sobs*
ComposedME : I'm not your Ah Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Boy : Ah Maaaa, please come home Ah Maaaaa *in between sobs*
BewilderedME : *puts on my most deepest, throaty, sexy and manly voice* I'm not your Ah Ma. I don't sound like your Ah Ma. I'm a guy for goodness sake. Even if I have a sex change I still can't be your biological Ah Ma!
Boy : I miss you Ah Maaaaaaaa.
FrustratedME : Boy, I'm so sorry for you but seriously you have the wrong number. I wish I could......
*click, doo doo doo doo - the phone went dead*
ME : You fucking asshole shithead of a jerk. Is this how you treat your Ah Ma!! At least let me finish my sentence. Don't you know how to respect your Ah Ma! I will spank you to kingdom come once I get home, you just wait!
so, in the end, you are his "ah ma" also...LoL =P
forgive and forget.
Posted by
Lucas Chong |
Wednesday, November 02, 2005 6:11:00 pm
LMAO!! Poor guy. Woke up by a call and suddenly become someone ah ma. Imagine when the boy cried "ah paaaa". Then u suddenly got a son ;)
Posted by
Eratter |
Wednesday, November 02, 2005 6:16:00 pm
choi! *touch wood*
Posted by
loopy |
Thursday, November 03, 2005 12:18:00 am
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